A-B Realizes Puppies Have “Zero Impact on Beer Sales”

Dear Client:We've all seen this scenario play out, a guy walks around with an adorable puppy hoping it will attract females and it works… for the puppy. A group of girls gather around the four-legged bundle of joy and the poor sap holding the leash goes unnoticed. The girls ask for the dog's name, but never request the owner's. Once they've told the puppy countless times that "You're so cute!!" they're off and the guy is back at square one