What. The. Actual. Eff? Having failed to even come close to raising the $50 million for their Ohio boondoggle of a brewery (they've raised nearly $3 million, starting in August and ending in Februaryâ€¦ so I guess there's still time?), the geniuses at the supposedly fringe Scottish craft brewer/pub operator BrewDog have concocted a scheme that beguiles even the financial wizards at Enron.